IM REALLY SCARED I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SOBE LIFEWATER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AM I IN A CREEPY PASTA I CAN FUCKING SEE IT NOW SOBE DEATHWATER IM GOING TO DIE BUT this drink is hella im still drinking it im an idiot
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER
literally every person on tumblr.
In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.
Typewriter Series #98
this is what Hera looks like, blowing kisses to us mortals from her throne in the evening sky
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
OMFG GUYS HELP CHRIS PINE IS SITTING NEXT TO ME WHAT THE FUCK HOLY CRAP WHY IS HE HERE? WHY IS CAPTAIN FUCKING KIRK IN RICCARTON MALL?!?
Just look at him and whisper “James Tiberius Kirk.” and see what he does
I initiated a friendly conversation to disguise myself as a non-fangirling normal civilian. Then, as I was leaving, I silently turned around and did the Vulcan Salute. His eyes went wide and he literally backed away.
reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show
He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines